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HARARE, Zimbabwe — Zimbabwe’s government said President Robert Mugabe, 90, did not fall down the steps from a podium, saying that he “managed to break the fall.” 

Information Minister Jonathan Moyo on Thursday cited examples of leaders who have stumbled, from Jesus to George W. Bush, in an attempt to deny Mugabe fell down the stairs at Harare airport Wednesday. 

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“Nobody has shown any evidence of the president having fallen down because that did not happen,” Moyo told the state-owned Herald newspaper. 

“What happened is that the president tripped over a hump on the carpet on one of the steps of the dais as he was stepping down from the platform but he remarkably managed to break the fall on his own. I repeat that the president managed to break the fall.”

Sources from the national post