How to Find Out if a Guy is Gay [Checklist]

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Nowadays, one can really have a hard time in determining if a guy is gay or not. Now that we are in the modern world, things change. MODERN GAYS are no longer the stereotypes that you know who are fond of joining beauty pageants. Some of them are the total opposite of what you are thinking.

This realization motivated me to write some of the symptoms of being a MODERN GAY. This is only based from my experience, and applicable to discreet, handsome gays. I do not guarantee that the foregoing is accurate. If you are a stereotype, there’s a big possibility that you will find it hard to understand the foregoing:

FACEBOOK

1. If he has so many “selfie” pictures in his profile, there’s a big possibility that he is gay.

2. If he’s with a girl in his profile picture (who is not even his girlfriend), he’s probably gay.

3. If he has so many pictures showing his experiences in school pageants, he’s probably gay.

4. If his smile in most of his pictures is obviously fake, he’s probably gay.

5. If he has so many male followers, who look good because of Camera 360 or Retrica, he’s probably gay.

6. If he is posting so many statuses about his exam, subjects in school, love life, etc., he’s probably gay.

7. If he is not playing DOTA, he’s probably gay.

8. If he posted a status about Jessica Sanchez, Shamcey Supsup, Janine Tugonon, and Venus Raj, he’s probably gay.

9. If he has a video of a hot guy in boxers dancing “Gentlemen”, he’s probably gay.

10. If he has a picture biting his lips and showing his tongue, he’s probably gay.

11. If he has a profile picture wearing nothing but shorts or underwear, he’s probably gay.

12. If he is posting about what happened during his enrolment in school, he’s probably gay.

13. If he is an avid fan of Glee, he’s probably gay.

14. If his cover photo features his FB link, Twitter, Instagram, Kakaotalk, Wechat, etc., he’s probably gay. (ex. @.gayshit)

15. If he owns two Facebook accounts (one for personal, and the other one for searching hot bisexuals or gays), he’s absolutely gay.

16. If he has his own version of ‘Gwiyomi’, he’s probably gay.

PUBLIC PLACES

1. If he is with his mom despite the fact that he is already 20-something, he’s probably gay.

2. If he is wearing tight, V-neck tees, he’s probably gay.

3. If he is fond of staying at the balcony, and always texting, he’s probably gay looking for sextrip.

4. When you see two hot and handsome guys together, they’re probably gay.

5. If you are handsome and then you’ll see a guy staring at you for more than 5 seconds, dude… you better be careful, he’s probably gay.

6. If he is fond of buying products in Penshoppe, he’s probably gay.

7. If he has so many Penshoppe tees, he’s probably gay.

8. If he is saving money for buying Penshoppe tees, he’s probably gay.

9. If he prefers Penshoppe than RRJ, he’s probably gay.

HISTORY AND PERSONALITY

1. If he was so shy and feminine when he was in elementary and high school, and then he looks so manly when he’s already in college, he’s still gay.

2. If he was so feminine when was in elementary and high school, and now has a girlfriend, he’s still gay.

3. If he’s intelligent, talented (mostly in singing), handsome, famous, and has no girlfriend, he’s probably gay.

4. If he’s always bringing his DSLR camera during party, he’s probably gay.

5. If he’s the most handsome among his male friends, he’s probably gay.

6. If he was once fond of wearing EMO-inspired clothes, and is now into Penshoppe clothes, he’s probably gay.

7. If you doubt if he’s gay or not. Don’t be confused and trust your GAYDAR, he’s totally gay!

BATO BATO SA LANGIT… ANG MATAMAAN WAG MAGALIT!